song lyrics for the three characters who are horny farmerchete horny sucker and horny machiavelli

HORNY FARMERCHETE FT. DJ BOLLOCKSFACE

I made this song, To let you know
that’s it, that from today I will stop loving you
people are talking that you being unfaithful
That you feel horny, when a man approaches you nicely
Go to hell never come back
You are erased with in my mind
This is enough, I mean enough
-I am not your sex toy any more
I am not your sex toy no more

You were wrong to have me as a pleasure Slave
Your witchcraft and masochism has failed
Kick the dust go away, but remember
Go to hell never come back
You are erased with in my mind
This is enough, I mean enough
-I am not your sex toy any more
I am not your sex toy no more

Producer – Music Publisher – Lyricist – Composer: ℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona ©

This is a plastic planet, evil has taken over
Nobody respects nobody soon for humans will be game over
The trees are disappearing a Desert will be the jungle.
I am breathing pollution, toxic my body on every angle (BIS)

prediction for future sunstrokes following death
The food that we are eating poison my heart also my brain
I feeling a fetid smell must be the sign for extinction.
I am a parasite while people suffer plastic addiction(BIS)

Nature bleed and exclaim asking with all its fervour
Immediate transformation water earth peace be lava
Literal affirmative we must act in order to save
Solutions we are proposing but in shit we are turning them
Denying evolution it is very destructive thoughts
hands up my people, moving your ass it is the only hope
said No to Harmful Chemicals Caring the Elements its one option
the other for the aliens to came and save our civilization ( BIS)

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year lets go to Dance
Moving your body to every side
provide affection give away sausage
Kisses to all rajajaja Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho

Look after the Elderly Protect Children
Remember to hug practicing love
Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year Let’s go to Dance
-Moving your body to every side (BIS)

Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year lets go to Dance
Moving your body to every side
provide affection give away sausage
Kisses to all rajajaja Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho

We are aloud to drink and to forgive
fill up your belly on Christmas eve
Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year Let’s go to Dance
-Moving your body to every side (BIS)

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

You’re everything to me, the ideal woman
I adore you darling I’ll always love you
Like a valuable jewel incomparable for its nature
Like a soft rose petal, mystical by the colour.
You’re love, only with you I want to be
You’re pretty so feminine, count with me faithful to the end
-I promise you to love you, protect you, Take care for you
pamper you forever, spend the rest of my life

You are beautiful honey so delicate, the woman of my dreams
You’re light, divine spark, the perfect diva
-I promise you to love you, protect you, Take care for you
pamper you forever, spend the rest of my life (BIS)

Producer – Music Publisher – Lyricist – Composer: ℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona ©

Horny Farmerchete that’s my name
Making love it is my profession
I suffer erection, got plenty action
my second head never rest
I am all ways ready to shake it baby
Meat within meat without condom
I am so popular no one can beat me
Neither on size, Horny and hot

I like women with big boobs
Nipples standing aiming the sun
barbie Hips, gorgeous big ass
-you clitoris manipulator (BIS)

I fuck here, I fuck there
It’s not my fault; they ask me for more
women love the way that I look
and the experience for me to ride them
never enough, even with Satan
I hold his tail grab his horns
Drilling his ass until he burst (boom)

I like women, with big boobs
Nipples standing aiming the sun
barbie Hips, gorgeous big ass
– you clitoris manipulator (BIS)

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

HORNY SUCKCER FT. DJ ASSFACE

My wife calls me an alcoholic, that she is going implant restrictions
she says I spend my money, only on hookers and addictions
When I get home, drunk and with no money
I sing her a song, please don’t hurt me honey
Open the door my darling, I am feeling so cold out here
my bollocks are getting frozen, middle member disappeared

My love let me in, promise that I’m going to change
unfaithful never again, my wages for you to arranged
Please Open the door my darling I am feeling so cold out here
my bollocks are getting frozen, middle member disappeared
Open the door l got flowers to the most beautiful woman
Then the Door open fx (she) where is the flowers you drunker sucker
(he) and I said first you must show me where is the most beautiful woman jajaja
Please Open the door my darling I am feeling so cold out here
my bollocks are getting frozen, middle member disappeared.
Because musician that doesn’t drink can not sing and without a drink also we cannot sing

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

I am a happy drinker
And for some reason that I don’t know
Women are crazy for me
Luck, Fortune, liquor and got plenty
I don’t give a fuck to what people said
toast with me you suckers
lets have fun together
Sucking whiskey
Sucking beer
Sucking boobs
Sucking tequila, vagina, brandy, and rum


If some one messes with me
I will cut his head off
To teach whoever is watching
That they must respected
a horny man with big penis
Whatever he order or not order
Doesn’t give a shit about distinction.
I do what ever I want
No one and I meaning no one can control me
Musicians who doesn’t sing can not drink
But without a drink they can not sing
Sucking whiskey
Sucking beer
Sucking boobs
Sucking tequila, vagina, brandy, and rum


If some one messes with me
I will cut his head off
To teach whoever is watching
That they must respected
a horny man with big penis
Whatever he order or not order
Doesn’t give a shit about distinction.

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

HORNY MACHIAVELLI FT. DJ LUCIFER

Year of 1901 State of Massachusetts
A blood pact has been concluded
Witches and angels made celebrations
The force has revealed a sacred secret you are now your servant
Gram’s matter, twenty-one idolize the eminent magic code (BIS)

Tap
God and Evil grant you glory Duncan your soul feeds power
Parishioners remember your sacrifice praised you will be for transcending
The Bravery you had people never got and with envy they wished you a fatal end
Light has guided you darkness showed you the truth a multiverse
spirits soul’s accompany you Duncan McDougall will always be celestial remember.

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

Got a tell jack goblin his name wicked to them
For hundreds of years, his being bother humans
Powers he got, many that people doesn’t know
he go through dimensions, now you see him now you don’t
walk in to the bushes hi will make you lost
hear noises at night is ok it is jack goblin
hiding your things for fun, stealing your values ja ja ja fun

mountains of treasures, with pleasure and leisure
pro reputation to provide amnesia
angels and demons, monsters and souls
sorry my friends it is time for you, to retire away
all billionaires can’t reach my knee, smell my feet
you will never be richer than me ja ja ja
hear noises at night is ok it is jack goblin
hiding your things for fun, stealing your values ja ja ja fun

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

I am Horny Machiavelli, the wizard from hell
I take care all treasures that belongs to lucifer
Waiting for the World Order to finally arrive
Victory will claim, humanity erase
I contact spirits with my Ouija board
To reveal the truth, we are leeches
-Death it’s here, Death it’s beyond (BIS)

I love to lie, I lie to destroy
Helping all the sects to do they work
Rose cross, Freemasons, Annunakis also Illumatis
my spells are free to the Bilderberg Group
-Ku Klux klan, ku klux klan white it is fiction (BIS)

I read the tarot and predict the future
Got helped by the demons I invoke in my whisper.
I grant you the glory from my Lord Satan
To people who desire death as pleasure
-Terror I will infuse until I see you shit
Your beauty being of light, I am just fuck it
Monster I am and monster you will be (BIS)

I love to lie, I lie to destroy
Helping all the sects to do they work
Rose crosse, Freemasons, Annunakis also Illumatis
my spells are free to the Bilderberg Group
-We are image likeness and tradition, tribe (BIS)

Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer: 

℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona

A wizard I am, of goodness and peace
I take care all treasures that belongs to god lucifer
Waiting for the World Order to finally arrive
Victory will claim, humanity survive
I contact spirits with my Ouija board
To disclose the truth, or someone please correct me
I respect the multiverse, I love the progenitor
Helping all my friends to do they work
Rose cross, Freemasons, Annunakis also Illuminatis
my spells are free To the Bilderberg Group
-Ku Klux klan, ku klux klan what you did was wrong (BIS) naughty naughty naughty.

I grant the glory from God and Satan
To people who desire happiness as pleasure
-from Terror I will protect you, helping humanity
Enlisting all the Pagans, Promote Diversity,
I respect the multiverse, I love the progenitor
Helping all my friends to do they work
Rose cross, Freemasons, Annunakis also Illumatis
my spells are free To the Bilderberg Group
-We are image, likeness and tradition (BIS) tribe.

Producer – Music Publisher – Lyricist – Composer: ℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona ©

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