HORNY FARMERCHETE FT. DJ BOLLOCKSFACE
This peasant hero with machete and very horny, is the first artist 100% x % virtual, with Guinness record poo poo gineo, certified by non-existent international laws.
Nutty and booted by his audience along with his faithful partner DJ BOLLOCKSFACE, he is guilty of the same hard work of musical decomposition and real-life stories of success or disease for millions of asses.
Implanted a high content in science fiction to liven up the being or not being of those zombies lost in the kuku-kukuland of this plusquamperfect dimension demagnetizer and pasteurized of the cosine with nipples.
Born in one of the few remaining paradises of our plastic planet, a country called cocainelombia.
The few extraterrestrial shamans who know him do not call him but call him the man of a thousand mystical strings for his high knowledge of madness, philosophical composition, musical claustrophobia, and occult astraphobia.
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YOU ARE LOVE
You’re everything to me, the ideal woman
I adore you darling I’ll always love you
Like a valuable jewel incomparable for its nature
Like a soft rose petal, mystical by the colour.
You’re love, only with you I want to be
You’re pretty so feminine, count with me faithful to the end
-I promise you to love you, protect you, Take care for you
pamper you forever, spend the rest of my life
You are beautiful honey so delicate, the woman of my dreams
You’re light, divine spark, the perfect diva
-I promise you to love you, protect you, Take care for you
pamper you forever, spend the rest of my life (BIS)
Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer:
℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year lets go to Dance
Moving your body to every side
provide affection give away sausage
Kisses to all rajajaja Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho
Look after the Elderly Protect Children
Remember to hug practicing love
Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year Let’s go to Dance
-Moving your body to every side (BIS)
Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year lets go to Dance
Moving your body to every side
provide affection give away sausage
Kisses to all rajajaja Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho
We are aloud to drink and to forgive
fill up your belly on Christmas eve
Merry Christmas we going to enjoy
Happy New Year Let’s go to Dance
-Moving your body to every side (BIS)
Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer:
℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona
I AM HORNY
Horny Farmerchete that’s my name
Making love it is my profession
I suffer erection, got plenty action
my second head never rest
I am all ways ready to shake it baby
Meat within meat without condom
I am so popular no one can beat me
Neither on size, Horny and hot
I like women with big boobs
Nipples standing aiming the sun
barbie Hips, gorgeous big ass
-you clitoris manipulator (BIS)
I fuck here, I fuck there
It’s not my fault; they ask me for more
women love the way that I look
and the experience for me to ride them
never enough, even with Satan
I hold his tail grab his horns
Drilling his ass until he burst (boom)
I like women, with big boobs
Nipples standing aiming the sun
barbie Hips, gorgeous big ass
– you clitoris manipulator (BIS)
Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer:
℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona
SEX TOY
I made this song, To let you know
that’s it, that from today I will stop loving you
people are talking that you being unfaithful
That you feel horny, when a man approaches you nicely
Go to hell never come back
You are erased with in my mind
This is enough, I mean enough
-I am not your sex toy any more
I am not your sex toy no more
You were wrong to have me as a pleasure Slave
Your witchcraft and masochism has failed
Kick the dust go away, but remember
Go to hell never come back
You are erased with in my mind
This is enough, I mean enough
-I am not your sex toy any more
I am not your sex toy no more
Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer:
℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona
PLASTIC PLANET
This is a plastic planet, evil has taken over
Nobody respects nobody soon for humans will be game over
The trees are disappearing a Desert will be the jungle.
I am breathing pollution, toxic my body on every angle (BIS)
prediction for future sunstrokes following death
The food that we are eating poison my heart also my brain
I feeling a fetid smell must be the sign for extinction.
I am a parasite while people suffer plastic addiction(BIS)
Nature bleed and exclaim asking with all its fervour
Immediate transformation water earth peace be lava
Literal affirmative we must act in order to save
Solutions we are proposing but in shit we are turning them
Denying evolution it is very destructive thoughts
hands up my people, moving your ass it is the only hope
said No to Harmful Chemicals Caring the Elements its one option
the other for the aliens to came and save our civilization ( BIS)
Producer, Music Publisher, Lyricist, Composer:
℗ Alvaro Alvarez Cardona